Piano Lady

For the past few days the “piano lady” that lives above our apartment has been tickling the ivories non-stop. I am learning to really dislike the sound of piano because of this fact. I have never been a fan of piano played without accompaniment, but this has really become annoying. Why would someone bring a piano into an apartment? Why no soundproofing? Please Piano Lady, stop your late night repetitive playing or I will wish your piano to meet a tragic end.

Here is a solution: Get a keyboard and headphones, or wrap the hammers in rags.